I'm Sprocket Seacrest and THIS...Is Funkey Idol!  Today we're in Laputta Station,the singing here is out of this world,because this place is out of this world. :P  Hey Xener do you think we'll be finding the next Funkey Idol star here?   Xener Cowel: Dunno.But lots of people here are terrible at singing! I can tell you that!  Sprout DioGaurdi: Xener! That's not true! These guys are awesome!   Sprocket Seacrest: Well,it seems the judges are gonna get in a fight. And today on Funkey Idol we will do the Random Idol Contestant finder! What we do is go to a random restaurant then ask the guy to sing to us! Today we'll be going to the Double Deuce Diner!   Boggly Food: Ooo I'm going to the Double Deuce Diner and I'm gonna be dressed up as a human! Oh I have my whole list prepared of what I"m gonna eat

Xener Cowel: *jumps up*    Boggly Food: Ahhhh! *sprays ketchup at xener* Wait Xener Cowel? Your gonna judge me! Uh Oh!    Wasabi Jackson: Don't be so scared! It's ok.Oh by the way I say yes you did pretty good,plus loooong order!    Gabby DeGeneres: *laughs* Wow! Your great! You have potential to be the next Funkey Idol,kid! Yes with ketchup!    Boggly Food: Ketchup! Yummy!!!   Sprout DioGaurdi: You did great! Yesh! Xener Cowel: Is this how much you eat daily?  Boggly Food: Pretty Much. Xener Cowel: Ok...well you could've used better vocals. But what's with the human suit?!?!?! Really!    Boggly Food: It's Awesome.   Xener Cowel: Ok, 4 yes's your going to Pop Palace.   Boggly Food: OMG WHOO HOOO OH WOW THERE MUST BE LIKE SO MUCH FOOD THERE IN POP PALACE YUMMY YUM YUMZ!!!!   Drive-Thru Dude: *peeks head from window* You guys done yet? Ok that'll be $42.69.    Boggly Food: Oh yeah about that....*drives away as fast as he can with all the food* Sprocket Seacrest: Well that was wierd yet cool. The next contestant is Falloutsy Toxic!    <Audition Room> Falloutsy Toxic:unkeyidolpersonforwellnotreallyanythingandillsingnowverysoonimawesome
 
Wasabi Jackson: Great singing,but one problem...I couldn't hear you sing.Yeah no dude.   Sprout DioGaurdi: Yeah,what're you saying? No!    Gabby DeGeneres: No,I couldn't hear you singing!   Xener Co

wel: You are terrible at singing especially because you can't sing LITTERALLY! YOU CAN'T SING!    Sprout DioGaurdi: Ooo I think he sounds like that because of that big mask,sorry falloutsy! You can't sing with that on!   Falloutsy Toxic: *cries* *tears overflow in mask* *chokes*   Security Henchmen 2.0: *carries falloutsy out of room*    Sprocket Seacrest: Well he didn't make it....Next is Vroomle Jumple!    Vroomle Jumple: Sup! You may have seen me perform at Room da Vroom I'm a star! And there's one star on my eye see! *shows eye to camera* And I'm auditioning with the rest of my friends we have an awesome song to play! Let's hope the judges like it!   <Audition Room>  Xener Cowel: Hullo,Vroomle what're you going to be singing today?   Vroomle Jumple: We Will Rock You by Some Dude.My buds and I shall start now.  

Wasabi Jackson: That was pretty good,but not enough for Pop Palace sorry! No,dude.   Sprout DioGaurdi: Yeah! Your awesome! I want to see more of you! Yes!    Gabby DeGeneres: Really Sprout this guy isn't that good! I say no!   Xener Cowel: It seems we have something in common,gabby. No,Vroomle! Plus,we don't wanna see a bunch of Vroom's running around Pop Palace,it'll be torture...   Vroomle's Friends: HEY! BUT WE'RE AWESOME THAT'S WHAT THE REST OF THE GUYS AT THE ROOM DE VROOM SAID! WE WANT OUR MONEY BACK!Wait I didn't pay money...I hate you,xener...   Xener Cowel: That's what they all say!   Vroomle Jumple: Let's go,guys. *walks away silently*    Sprocket Seacrest: Well they didn't make it...thank goodness! And next is Spacer Zyne the last contestant of the day!   Spacer Zyne: Greetings Funkeylings...I have came from my far distant planet to sing to you Terrapinia...I hope I do well....Live Long and Prosper.   <Audition Room>  Sprout DioGaurdi: Hey,Spacer what're you going to sing to us tonight?    Spacer Zyne: ...I shall sing Cosmos by Xelder Zule...I'll start now...

Xener Cowel: Great Singing! Plus,Nice Looks! You know we may be long lost brothers and we both were cursed with amazingly good looks! *styles hair* Oh wait I have no hair.Well I say yes.  Wasabi Jackson: Yes!   Sprout DioGaurdI: You must be from Outer Space I'm guessing from the song,still yes!    Gabby DeGeneres: Great! But now I have the song stuck in my head....Yes!    Xelder Zule: Perfect. I shall spare your planet...*hiss*  *leaves auditioning room*     Sprocket Seacrest: And that's all for today! Tune Into Funkey Idol on March 11,2010 for the Kelpy Basin auditions!